Self proclaimed

I am the Self proclaimed lover of old people I am now the liaison for octogenarians & us hipsters of this generation … We can all now co-exist – I work miracles what can I am kind of a keeper it also doesn’t hurt that I piss excellence…. I LOVE old people … but sometimes they smell funny .why is that?
Im going to buy daron some suspenders a plaid flannel an a trucker hat i want a sweatshirt covered in iron on pictures of our grandkids with a baby blue collar and sleeves poping out and lace topped socks. god we are going to be the cutest biracial couple THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!