Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Self Inflict Liposuction
So to begin I feel strongly compelled to inform any one who does not live in the inland northwest or who is not currently here ….You Suck! The weather is about as desirable as a an enema shortly followed by explosive diarrhea …. Which also pretty much sums up what the clouds have been doing all day ! RAIN AND SNOW! I knew the Diarrhea would give you a good visual
-your welcome-
As you know I started my new job yesterday YAY me .. it rocked I never knew how much fun shaving chests and reading ekg’s would be but the best part of the whole thing is the fact that I get to make people exercise all day and I GETT TO SIT ON MY BUTT ! watching the EKG and occasionally I stand up to get a blood pressure- FUN FUN FUN I tell you !
As you know I started my new job yesterday YAY me .. it rocked I never knew how much fun shaving chests and reading ekg’s would be but the best part of the whole thing is the fact that I get to make people exercise all day and I GETT TO SIT ON MY BUTT ! watching the EKG and occasionally I stand up to get a blood pressure- FUN FUN FUN I tell you !
Is it strange that I take such pleasure in watching other people exert extreme amounts of energy … maybe it is the love/ hate relationship I have with exercise Myself that makes me feel so content – maybe it is the fact that every time I watch these people I think oh… “3 mins good for them” our patients set low goals and rarely achieve them SO now when I exercise I feel like I rock at it ! look at me go! I think “5 whole minutes Dang im Fit !” but this may not be a great way to judge ones physical fitness being that the average patient we see is over 50 , has some underlying heart condition or we are checking for one – may explain why I work in the diagnostic dpt. – but this is not going to skew my new found satisfaction with my laziness at the gym! Im happy being naive & in my opinion BEING SKINNY OBVIOUSLY ISNT THAT GREAT … OR THERE WOULDN’T BE SO MANY FAT PEOPLE…..just putting that out there!
Daron has been so excited waiting for his best friend Aaron the pilot from Florida to get here for vacation –why any one would vacation here ..they also questioned if it was worth it upon arrival to the artic circle –so we had them over last night I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard Aaron tells some funny stories of daron and his glory days , here in SpoKompTon I had never met them , they are wonderful people and daron is just so happy to have his buddy around . ALSO his wife is due 4/24 with their first baby! I may have mentioned that people born on that date happen to be ridiculously good looking and exceedingly intelligent...( best kept secret in the world ) they agreed !
Back to being fat If one more person asks me if im pregnant or when im due I will SELF INFLICT LIPOSUCTION most people just assume because I am so young and getting married -The thought that I may not want to continue dating assholes & partying does not even cross their mind or god forbid that I may love the guy poor daron if they only knew how lovable he is!
– nothing beats cooking dinner and just snuggling on the couch watching CSI & HOUSE – our personal faves- maybe I have become and old soul at the ripe age of 20 but I would have it no other way…. We get to just be us .. nothing more nothing less of extraordinary – Love is good stuff-
IN conclusion – people are Lame- im NOT with child – Daron & I are Rad -& exercise is overrated …..thank you for your time ….lol <3>
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good writing, and congrats on the new job, i'm proud of you. God Bless
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